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A Poem by peterbd

"according to bruh man"

recently had an earnest conversation with bruh man from the 5th floor
herein lies everything you need to know about m.m. (according to him)

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. was born with superpowers but renounced them at age 8 because they didn't click with his personal brand

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. bitchslapped samuel l. jackson because he felt like it at the time

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. is genuinely a nice person if you solemnly swear not to fuck with him

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. can throw down on some mac and cheese!

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. could give two shits about the debt ceiling

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. was there the day tupac was shot and can reveal no further information

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. will iron your clothes in a way that's close to godliness

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. taught christina aguilera everything she knows

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. thinks the world should be thinking about a solution to the rebuilding of haiti instead of pumping money into its corrupt government. the world's leaders are really slacking m.m. believes.

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. will win the pulitzer prize but give it away because it's gonna be sooo fucking uncool by then

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. is the reason oj is finally locked up for good

according to bruh man from the 5th floor m.m. is the most reliable m.m. you will ever meet so respect the man.

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